Is your child a failure?
Is your child a failure?
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No need to look further,
We offer consulting on the best disciplinary solution:
Emotional Damage
Is your son always on the computer and he refuses to go out and touch grass?
Tell him to go outside to a grass field, ask him to find dogshit so he has to hold it in his hand to bring back to you, then you can tell him to eat shit!
Does your child always argue against you and question your authority?
We will train your slipper throwing skills so you can snipe them accross the Gobi Desert.
Are you ready to turn your child into your personal slave?
Then contact us now!
For general consulting: consulting@emotionaldamage.space
For Slipper-Sniper training: YourAimFuckingSucks@emotionaldamage.space
For Child Improvements: YouAreAlsoADisappointmentCuzYouHaveAFailureSon@emotionaldamage.space
For marriage counseling: YourWifeLeftYouForABiggerDick@emotionaldamage.space
我今天早上操了你妈。你生物和英语都得了A，我们都很失望。你这成绩怎么能当医生？你简直是家族的耻辱。我要送你去见耶稣。 👡
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